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The most controversial letters and comments from customers

These are the stories that are told to friends after the project is completed, laughing merrily at what almost ruined the work.

- Very interesting! Can I live with this idea for a week? In the meantime, think, think! You are so good at it!

- There will be no T3, creativity is welcome!

- We refuse to pay you for this logo because it is made exactly as described in the brief!!! We saw it exactly as we saw it - so we invented it!

- Give us a discount 70%, we are a budget organization!

- And make the yellow here more virginal!

- The fact that I mentioned the colours brown and green in the brief should not be taken literally!

- Two stripes and underlining words is not design. When we confirmed the options, we thought that based on the layout you would make a "creative" design and an original website.

- You don't understand anything! I sent you a normal file, and to make the logo in the jeep vector, you need to poke it with a stick!

- The whole business card should give a feeling of incomplete harmony and an elusive wrongness.

- I don't like the way the number 3 looks like the letter Z, fix it.

- We don't need a website. We just need a catalogue of products and a buy button and a shopping cart.

- I also know a lot about design, the builders have changed the tiles in my house four times!

- Yes, we said that, but we didn't mean it.

- I thought artists worked for free...

- The design of my website should be as if it was made by God.

- Can I make a layout without paying for it?

- The colours of the website overlap with the logo, so they need to be changed.

- Do what the client wants, not what you see! He knows best!

- Something is wrong with the rabbit! I don't know what.... His eyes are different and his teeth are different.... Anyway, play with the rabbit some time, something is wrong with him... Is he drunk...? I have an idea: put him in a vest!!!

- Draw me a square three by two metres.

- I want the model to look sexy, like a naked, wet woman!

- There is something wrong with the layout. Fix it.

- You do understand that the ToR is just a formality, right?