{"id":1829,"date":"2016-02-28T16:39:51","date_gmt":"2016-02-28T14:39:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/liberty.ua?p=1829"},"modified":"2018-03-01T09:36:38","modified_gmt":"2018-03-01T07:36:38","slug":"dohlaya-loshad-yly-nemnogo-o-konsaltynge","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/liberty.ua\/en\/library\/funny\/dohlaya-loshad-yly-nemnogo-o-konsaltynge\/","title":{"rendered":"A dead horse or a bit about consulting. (anecdote)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A Dakota Indian proverb states: \"If you find yourself riding a dead horse, the best strategy is to jump off.\"<br \/>\nHowever, in business, it seems that we often try to use other strategies in relation to a failed project - a \"dead horse\" - in the hope of reviving it. Here are some of them:<\/p>\n<p>1. Buy a stronger whip<br \/>\n2. Changing riders<br \/>\n3. Say \"We have always ridden the horse this way\"<br \/>\n4. Create a committee to study the horse<br \/>\n5. Organise visits to other organisations to see how they ride their dead horses<br \/>\n6. Raising the standards of racing on dead horses<br \/>\n7. Creating a tiger team to revive a dead horse<br \/>\n8. We will organise a training seminar on the development of racing skills<br \/>\n9. We check the condition of the dead horse against the modern environment<br \/>\n10. We change the requirements for a horse, proclaiming that this horse is not dead<br \/>\n11. We hire contract workers to ride our dead horse<br \/>\n12. Gathering several dead horses into a harness to increase speed<br \/>\n13. We declare that no horse is too dead to be whipped<br \/>\n14. Provide additional funding to improve horse performance<br \/>\n15. We analyse costs to see if contractors can ride it cheaper<br \/>\n16. We buy a product that will make a dead horse jump faster<br \/>\n17. We proclaim that a dead horse is \"better, faster, cheaper\"<br \/>\n18. Creating quality mugs to find a use for a dead horse<br \/>\n19. Revising the requirements for horse performance<br \/>\n20. We say that this horse was bought at cost as an independent variable<br \/>\n21. Promoting a dead horse to a management position<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u041f\u043e\u0441\u043b\u043e\u0432\u0438\u0446\u0430 \u0438\u043d\u0434\u0435\u0439\u0441\u043a\u043e\u0433\u043e \u043f\u043b\u0435\u043c\u0435\u043d\u0438 \u0414\u0430\u043a\u043e\u0442\u0430 \u0433\u043b\u0430\u0441\u0438\u0442: \u00ab\u0415\u0441\u043b\u0438 \u0412\u044b \u043e\u0431\u043d\u0430\u0440\u0443\u0436\u0438\u043b\u0438, \u0447\u0442\u043e \u0412\u044b \u0441\u043a\u0430\u0447\u0435\u0442\u0435 \u043d\u0430 \u0434\u043e\u0445\u043b\u043e\u0439 \u043b\u043e\u0448\u0430\u0434\u0438, \u043d\u0430\u0438\u043b\u0443\u0447\u0448\u0430\u044f \u0441\u0442\u0440\u0430\u0442\u0435\u0433\u0438\u044f &#8211; \u0441\u043f\u0440\u044b\u0433\u043d\u0443\u0442\u044c \u0441 \u043d\u0435\u0435\u00bb&#8230;.<\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1843,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_seopress_robots_follow":"","_seopress_robots_imageindex":"","_seopress_robots_snippet":"","_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_robots_breadcrumbs":"","_seopress_robots_freeze_modified_date":"","_seopress_robots_custom_modified_date":"","_seopress_robots_canonical":"","_seopress_social_fb_title":"","_seopress_social_fb_desc":"","_seopress_social_fb_img":"","_seopress_social_fb_img_attachment_id":0,"_seopress_social_fb_img_width":0,"_seopress_social_fb_img_height":0,"_seopress_social_twitter_title":"","_seopress_social_twitter_desc":"","_seopress_social_twitter_img":"","_seopress_social_twitter_img_attachment_id":0,"_seopress_social_twitter_img_width":0,"_seopress_social_twitter_img_height":0,"_seopress_redirections_value":"","_seopress_redirections_enabled":"","_seopress_redirections_enabled_regex":"","_seopress_redirections_logged_status":"","_seopress_redirections_param":"","_seopress_redirections_type":0,"_seopress_analysis_target_kw":"","inline_featured_image":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[24],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1829","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/liberty.ua\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1829","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/liberty.ua\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/liberty.ua\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/liberty.ua\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/liberty.ua\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1829"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/liberty.ua\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1829\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1846,"href":"https:\/\/liberty.ua\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1829\/revisions\/1846"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/liberty.ua\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1843"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/liberty.ua\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1829"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/liberty.ua\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1829"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/liberty.ua\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1829"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}