{"id":1806,"date":"2016-02-28T12:18:50","date_gmt":"2016-02-28T10:18:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/liberty.ua?p=1806"},"modified":"2018-02-28T12:57:32","modified_gmt":"2018-02-28T10:57:32","slug":"nu-ty-zh-dyzajner","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/liberty.ua\/en\/library\/funny\/nu-ty-zh-dyzajner\/","title":{"rendered":"You're a designer!"},"content":{"rendered":"

The most controversial letters and comments from customers<\/strong><\/p>\n

These are the stories that are told to friends after the project is completed, laughing merrily at what almost ruined the work.<\/em><\/p>\n

- Very interesting! Can I live with this idea for a week? In the meantime, think, think! You are so good at it!<\/p>\n

- There will be no T3, creativity is welcome!<\/p>\n

- We refuse to pay you for this logo because it is made exactly as described in the brief!!! We saw it exactly as we saw it - so we invented it!<\/p>\n

- Give us a discount 70%, we are a budget organization!<\/p>\n

- And make the yellow here more virginal!<\/p>\n

- The fact that I mentioned the colours brown and green in the brief should not be taken literally!<\/p>\n

- Two stripes and underlining words is not design. When we confirmed the options, we thought that based on the layout you would make a \"creative\" design and an original website.<\/p>\n

- You don't understand anything! I sent you a normal file, and to make the logo in the jeep vector, you need to poke it with a stick!<\/p>\n

- The whole business card should give a feeling of incomplete harmony and an elusive wrongness.<\/p>\n

- I don't like the way the number 3 looks like the letter Z, fix it.<\/p>\n

- We don't need a website. We just need a catalogue of products and a buy button and a shopping cart.<\/p>\n

- I also know a lot about design, the builders have changed the tiles in my house four times!<\/p>\n

- Yes, we said that, but we didn't mean it.<\/p>\n

- I thought artists worked for free...<\/p>\n

- The design of my website should be as if it was made by God.<\/p>\n

- Can I make a layout without paying for it?<\/p>\n

- The colours of the website overlap with the logo, so they need to be changed.<\/p>\n

- Do what the client wants, not what you see! He knows best!<\/p>\n

- Something is wrong with the rabbit! I don't know what.... His eyes are different and his teeth are different.... Anyway, play with the rabbit some time, something is wrong with him... Is he drunk...? I have an idea: put him in a vest!!!<\/p>\n

- Draw me a square three by two metres.<\/p>\n

- I want the model to look sexy, like a naked, wet woman!<\/p>\n

- There is something wrong with the layout. Fix it.<\/p>\n

- You do understand that the ToR is just a formality, right?<\/p>\n

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