{"id":1757,"date":"2018-01-21T15:52:24","date_gmt":"2018-01-21T13:52:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/liberty.ua?p=1757"},"modified":"2018-05-04T10:20:16","modified_gmt":"2018-05-04T07:20:16","slug":"pryslivya-prykazky-reklamistiv","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/liberty.ua\/en\/library\/funny\/pryslivya-prykazky-reklamistiv\/","title":{"rendered":"Proverbs and sayings of advertisers"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"\u041f\u0440\u0438\u0441\u043b\u0456\u0432'\u044f \u0442\u0430 \u043f\u0440\u0438\u043a\u0430\u0437\u043a\u0438 \u0440\u0435\u043a\u043b\u0430\u043c\u0456\u0441\u0442\u0456\u0432 aligncenter wp-image-1769 size-full\" title=\"Proverbs and sayings of advertisers\" src=\"http:\/\/liberty.ua\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/01\/8f6a799f25960c03db63e903557f0efd.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"839\" height=\"458\" srcset=\"https:\/\/liberty.ua\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/01\/8f6a799f25960c03db63e903557f0efd.png 839w, https:\/\/liberty.ua\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/01\/8f6a799f25960c03db63e903557f0efd-300x164.png 300w, https:\/\/liberty.ua\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/01\/8f6a799f25960c03db63e903557f0efd-768x419.png 768w, https:\/\/liberty.ua\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/01\/8f6a799f25960c03db63e903557f0efd-388x212.png 388w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 839px) 100vw, 839px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><span id=\"result_box\" class=\"\" lang=\"uk\"><span title=\"&quot;Whatever the client wants, as long as they don&#039;t tender&quot; \">\"Whatever the client wants, as long as they don't tender\"<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span title=\"&quot;Don&#039;t have 100 rubles, have an annual service&quot; \">\"Don't have 100 hryvnias, have an annual service\"<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span title=\"&quot;Man to man is a customer&quot; \">\"A man to a man is a client\"<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span title=\"&quot;Seven marketers have a brand without a target audience&quot; \">\"Seven marketers have a brand without a target audience\"<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span title=\"&quot;Seven managers have creativity without a brief&quot; \">\"Seven managers have creativity without a brief\"<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span title=\"&quot;Comment on your own to make others afraid&quot; (a saying of account managers) \">\"Comment on your own to make others afraid\" (a proverbial saying of account managers)<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span title=\"&quot;One brand is good, but two positioning is better&quot; \">\"One brand is good, but two positioning is better\"<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span title=\"&quot;One head is good, two heads are creative&quot; \">\"One head is good, two heads are creative\"<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span title=\"&quot;You can&#039;t squeeze a poster out of RA without the target audience&quot; \">\"You can't get a poster from RA without the target audience\"<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span title=\"&quot;There&#039;s no greater shame than being a sucker for advertising&quot; \">\"There's no greater shame than being cheap on advertising\"<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span title=\"&quot;As the brief is, so is the creative&quot; \">\"What's the brief, is the creative\"<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span title=\"&quot;An advertiser who doesn&#039;t dream of being a client is a bad advertiser&quot; \">\"An advertiser who doesn't dream of becoming a client is a bad advertiser\"<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span title=\"&quot;Any fool can do it for a commission&quot; \">\"Any fool can do it for a commission\"<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span title=\"&quot;Not all rebranding is a new logo&quot; \">\"Not all rebranding is a new logo\"<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span title=\"&quot;Our advertising does not need your products&quot; \">\"Our advertising does not need your products\"<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span title=\"&quot;If there was a budget, there would be a media plan&quot; \">\"If there was a budget, there would be a media plan\"<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span title=\"&quot;Small budget and expensive&quot; \">\"Small budget, big price\"<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span title=\"&quot;If you love budgets, you love kickbacks&quot; \">\"If you love budgets, you love kickbacks\"<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span title=\"&quot;You have distribution - you don&#039;t need to be smart&quot; \">\"You have the distribution, you don't need the brains\"<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span title=\"&quot;If you make advertising, smoke marijuana&quot; \">\"If you're making an advert, smoke marijuana\"<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span title=\"&quot;Local clients don&#039;t look at the brand book&quot; \">\"Local clients don't look at the brand book\"<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span title=\"&quot;There will be a day, there will be a brief&quot; \">\"There will be a day, there will be a brief\"<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span title=\"&quot;The tender is being rolled back&quot; \">\"Kickbacks wash the tender\"<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span title=\"&quot;We talked and talked, but GRP was accumulated&quot; \">\"We talked and talked, but GRP was accumulated\"<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span title=\"&quot;Whoever has a pain, has a slogan about the same&quot; \">\"Whoever has a pain, has a slogan about the same\"<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span title=\"&quot;Every cricket knows its positioning&quot; \">\"Every cricket knows its positioning\"<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span title=\"&quot;Krasnaya Hut with branding&quot; \">\"Red House of Branding\"<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span title=\"&quot;Traffic is no friend to a creative&quot; \">\"Traffic is not a friend to the creative\"<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span title=\"&quot;You can&#039;t spoil a video with a warrior&quot; \">\"You can't spoil a film with a warrior\"<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span title=\"&quot;7 times to the press, once to the outside&quot; \">\"7 times in the press, once in the street\"<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span title=\"&quot;Hold a focus group seven times, do it your way once&quot; \">\"Hold a focus group seven times, do it your way once\"<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span title=\"&quot;One man in a field is not a warrior, but a 3X6 board&quot; \">\"One man in a field is not a warrior, but a 3x6 board\"<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span title=\"&quot;Like a sheep to a new P.O.S.&quot; \">\"Like a sheep to a new P.O.S.\"<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span title=\"&quot;BTL will bring it to Kyiv&quot; \">\"BTL will take you to Kyiv\"<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span title=\"&quot;The devil himself is not a brand&quot;\">\"The devil himself is not a brand\"<\/span><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00ab\u0427\u0438\u043c \u0431\u0438 \u043a\u043b\u0456\u0454\u043d\u0442 \u043d\u0435 \u0442\u0456\u0448\u0438\u0432\u0441\u044f, \u0430\u0431\u0438 \u043d\u0435 \u0442\u0435\u043d\u0434\u0435\u0440\u0438\u0432\u00bb \u00ab\u041d\u0435 \u043c\u0430\u0439 100 \u0433\u0440\u0438\u0432\u0435\u043d\u044c, \u0430 \u043c\u0430\u0439 \u0440\u0456\u0447\u043d\u0435 \u043e\u0431\u0441\u043b\u0443\u0433\u043e\u0432\u0443\u0432\u0430\u043d\u043d\u044f\u00bb \u00ab\u041b\u044e\u0434\u0438\u043d\u0430 \u043b\u044e\u0434\u0438\u043d\u0456 &#8211; 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